The problems he’s made lately for tens of thousands of his constituents in Springfield, Ohio — all to demagogue the immigration issue — amount to political malpractice, the likes of which we’ve never seen before as Trump is so fond of saying about almost anything. Only this time it’s true.

JD Vance of Ohio, the Republican vice presidential nominee, is doing his very best to make the definition embraced by Generation Alpha — the youngest among us born since 2010 — stick. Ask an Alpha what "Ohio" means in slang,